So ... #walmart gets all Satanic.
"A Children's Book of Demons."
With this handy Necronomicon for kids, and its easy to follow how-to steps, summoning demons has never been so much fun!
For sale at Walmart and Amazon ... because everyone wants their innocent kids learning how to summon demons. Sheesh!
Link to the actual book at Walmart is in the comments. Shame on Walmart. Seriously.