A scientist said to God, “We don’t need you anymore. Scientists finally figured out a way to create life out of nothing – in other words, we can now do what you did in the beginning.”
“Oh, is that so? Explain.” replied God.
“Well,” said the scientist, “we can take dirt and form it into the likeness of you, and breathe life into it, thus creating man.”
God replied, “Well, that’s very interesting. Show Me.”
The scientist bent down to the earth and started molding dirt into the shape of a man.
“Wait. No, no,” interrupts God. “Use your own dirt."
