It's time for me to come out of the closet. I've been struggling with this for a while now, and its starting to weigh heavily on my mind. I think it would better to get it out in the open for all to see.
I'm transvaxed. That's right, I identify as someone who has been completely vaccinated. My truth is that I have been completely vaccinated against the flu, pneumonia, dumbassery, the coof, and whatever other unneeded shots my money grubbing medical provider suggests so that they can get their bonus from my insurance company.
I demand acknowledgment as a fully vaccinated person going forward. This is my truth, so it is hereby an act of hate to imply that I am not fully vaccinated.
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