PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT!!!

ATTENTION DEMOCRATS OWNING BEACHFRONT PROPERTIES OF 3000 sq. ft. or greater in the following localities:

- St. Augustine, Florida
- Boca Raton, Florida
- Hilton Head Island, South Carolina
- Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

If you believe that it too late to save the world from climate change and it is time to move to higher ground I can solve your problem. My house is approx. 120 miles inland from the Atlantic Ocean at an elevation of approximately 210 feet. Contact me about an even trade of homes to secure your peace of mind and personal safety!!!