During a dull DNC dinner, Mrs. Joe Biden leaned over to chat with Sen. Chuck Schumer.

“I bought Joe a parrot for his birthday. That bird is so smart, Joe has already taught him to say over 200 words!”

“Very impressive,” said Chuck, “but, you do realize he just speaks the words. He doesn't really understand what they all mean.”

“Oh, I know, but neither do I.” replied the parrot...