Pelosi was at a Hollywood fundraiser and I came up and mistook her for a celebrity...
"It's great to finally meet the great Robert Englund..."
The person behind me took great offense by my comment... "I'M Robert Englund..."
My case for slander comes up Tuesday...
(One person got me started on this Joe Biden and the Seven Farts gag on Breitbart... I only came up with the last four...)
They were Dusty and Musty
Gassy (sent in as the first reply)
And then came in Stinky...Funky...Sniffy and Filthy...
During a dull DNC dinner, Mrs. Joe Biden leaned over to chat with Sen. Chuck Schumer.
“I bought Joe a parrot for his birthday. That bird is so smart, Joe has already taught him to say over 200 words!”
“Very impressive,” said Chuck, “but, you do realize he just speaks the words. He doesn't really understand what they all mean.”
“Oh, I know, but neither do I.” replied the parrot...
Jim Acosta and a skunk walk into a bar...
The bartender asks "What's that smell???"
The skunk replies pointing at Acosta..."You get used to it after a while..."
This is how true immigration should be done... Get some advice from your loved ones BEFORE you go... Plus you do it THROUGH LEGAL CHANNELS...like this guy did...
https://newswithviews.com/the-....rage-of-the-democrat
