Billy Bob went to go see his good friend Bubba.
When he drove up he noticed the light on in the barn.
He walked over and looked thru the door and inside
Bubba was doing a strip tease in front of his big green John Deere.
Billy Bob yelled BUBBA!! What the heck are you doing? To which Bubba replied
“me and the wife have been having some troubles, and the Counselor said I should
do something sexy to a tractor.