Had to pass this along!
...an older gentleman...
"I was eating breakfast with my 13 year old granddaughter and I asked her, "What day is February 20th?" She said, "It's President's Day!" She's a smart kid. I asked, "What does President's Day mean?" I was waiting for something about Washington or Lincoln.... etc. She replied without looking up from her Fruitloops, "President's Day is when President Biden steps out of the Whitehouse, and if he sees his shadow, we have one more year of unemployment."
You know, I'm just saying, but it really hurts when hot coffee spurts out of your nose!"
