As of last night, my family is seeing multiple and acute cases of sticker pox. Telltale stickers are most common on the hands, arms, face, and legs, but can spread elsewhere for more imaginative children. Other symptoms include excessive giggling, minor itching, and an inability to perform chores. Acceptable treatments include playing "doctor" and removing stickers with plastic tweezers, sweets, or having a (usually younger) sibling rip stickers off. The latter treatment usually further spreads the sticker pox, so procede with caution.
