A story I’ll tell, of small minds in big schools,
Of Oprah and Gretta, and bureaucrat fools.
Proclaiming their virtue, and writing new rules.
They’ll take over your Kindle and overwrite Seuss!
New morals to fashion, a virtual noose.
Like the Lorax, I’ll tell you, a way to shake loose.
No more with the punches of snipes should you roll!
Collect real live books! Old and new! Bright and droll.
These the Things One and Two cannot hope to control.
Unless...you speak loudly, think for yourself one and all,
Zealots will cut down all you love, short and tall.
A Karen’s a Karen, no matter how small.
