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Vaccine cards;
Them: Hello, welcome to ABC restaurant.
Me: Hi, table for 4 please.
T: Sure, and your name?
M: Tom
T: Great. And do you and your guests have your vaccination cards?
M: First, can you tell us who our server will be?
T: Um, looks like Jill will be your server tonight.
M: Great. Can you show us Jill’s vaccination card?
T: Um...
M: I will need to see proof of her flu shot as well..
T: Um...
M: And also, can you provide me with proof that Jill is not a carrier of HIV, Hepatitis A,B,C or any other communicable diseases?
T: Um...
M: Also, we would prefer not to be served by someone who is on or uses recreational drugs such as marijuana, cocaine, meth, fentanyl, etc, so if you could provide us with Jill’s most recent tox screen, that would be great.
T: Um... Let me get the manager for you.
M: Great idea, thanks. Oh and while you're at it, I'll need all those same items for you, the manager, the cooks and the busboys. Thanks so much.
Hey, show me yours, I'll show you mine....
