I fell asleep reading a military Sci-Fi book; dreamed I was recalled and being deployed to a different star system to go into combat [the map showing my deployment was from Stellaris].
I show up and RuPaul (out of drag) is my Platoon Leader. I am actually the Platoon Sergeant because my rank still stands. First thing we do is get on this long canoe... The rest of the platoon is in drag, but not RuPaul. I look at Lieutenant RuPaul like, "I don't know if the soldiers should be in drag?" and he gives me this look like, "Yeah, I get it, but I'll handle this later."
As we're going in the canoe on a foreign planet that looks remarkably like Lake Minnetonka, it capsizes... Everyone's now wet and angry; I right the canoe and RuPaul is like "No, no, don't do that! Just get out of the water!"
I look over at these wet drag queens like "zomg, wtf are we doing," about to say something, and then Lt. RuPaul is like,
"You would be a lot more helpful if you get everyone ashore and form them up, Sergeant."
And I am like, "Yes, sir," and know this is the right course of action, but still don't get why all these soldiers are in drag.
The dream ends.
