(A parody of Grandma got run over by a reindeer)

Biden got run over by a reindeer
Right outside the White House on Christmas eve
Some people say he'll win re-election
As for the wokies, they used to believe
Joe Biden thought he got away
But even American patriots know
Santa knows who's been real naughty
in the nation's capital, in the snow
FBI found him on Christmas morning,
Face down near Air Force One
There were hoof prints on his forehead,
And reindeer droppings on his bum.

Biden got run over by a reindeer
Right outside the White House on Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as Karma,
But as for the wokies, they now believe

CNN broke the news on TV
Patriots' been celebrating until dusk
Seeing their reactions through PragerU,
Drinking beer and tweeting with Elon Musk
There's chaos throughout the woke community
All the Snowflakes' dressed in black
And they just can't help but wonder
Should they install Harris,
Or bring Trump back (bring Trump back)

Biden got run over by a reindeer
Right outside the White House on Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as Karma,
But even the wokies, they now believe

Now the leadership's vacancy's on the table
The Uniparty bureaucrats are going insane.
And the WEF's losing the war with Russia
That would just give up on Ukraine
Now people throughout America
Shall retake our nation once more
They should all vote Democrats out of office,
And vote for Trump in '24.

Biden got run over by a reindeer
Right outside the White House on Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as Karma,
But as for the wokies, they now believe

Sing it, America
Biden got run over by a reindeer
And Trump won in a landslide
You can say there's now a thing called Karma,
And now America will be great again.
Merry Christmas, America.