People, LOCK your car doors!!! TRUE STORY. I was sitting in the parking lot of a local corner store after dropping my niece off to work, talking with my neighbor on the phone about a pressing issue. I wasn't paying attention to my surroundings, because, I was parked in the parking lot, not moving. As we were talking, the passenger side door opened and this elderly man hopped into my car closed the door, and sat right where my niece had just vacated. My mouth dropped as three times I repeated myself "Excuse me?" The elderly man was embarrassed as he hopped out and closed the door again. After the shocked look wore off my face, I thought of a million quirky things I could have said to him to make his day more interesting! People, lock your car doors!