BITS OF WISDOM:
Sympathy is a crutch. Never fake a limp.
Give credit. Take blame.
Stand up to bullies. You only have to do it once.
Admit it when you are wrong.
If you offer to help, don’t quit until the job is done.
Look at people in the eye when you thank them.
Suck it up every now and then.
Invest in great luggage.
When you marry someone, remember you marry their entire family.
It’s not enough to be proud of your ancestry, live up to it.
Don’t make a scene.
Know when to ignore the camera.
You don’t get to choose your nickname.
If you have the right of way, TAKE IT.
It’s never too late for an apology.
Don’t pose with booze. It’s unbecoming.
Never push someone off the dock.
Under no circumstances should you ask a woman if she is pregnant.
When giving a thank you speech...short and sweet is best.
When traveling, keep your wits about you. No matter where you are.
When you are with new friends, don’t just talk about old friends.
Eat lunch with new kids.
Be mindful of what comes between you and the Earth. Always buy good shoes, tires and sheets.
Never get your haircut the day of a special event.
If you want to know what makes you unique, sit for a caricature.