So now pee is a "problem pollutant", at least according to this AI bot that calls itself Sasha Warren. Too much protein in our diets. The solution..Mr Bill's Mystery Meat Substitute. In the near future toilets will be equipped with scanners. When you have to pee you wave your hand over the scanner and maybe it will let you relieve yourself. Or maybe not - "Sorry Global Citizen, you have surpassed your pee quota for today. You'll just have to hold it till the next 24-hour cycle begins. Failure to do so will result in a reduction of your Social Credit score". This will be a problem for me. I pee a lot because I "hydrate" a lot. I'll just have to accept that there is no place for me in the NWO

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