J. J. Hall
"Author, Scholar, Janitor: Mostly the Janitor!" (Psalms 84:1
Solving Hong Kong: an open letter to President Trump
(Or Where did you go, Joe Dimaggio?)
Dear Mr. President,
As we are encompassed about by so many in the "deep state" as well as a significant group of elites who believe collectivism is the highest human virtue;
and Where As most of the American people are just not there yet as far as embracing this new age of enlightenment:
I propose that, by executive proclamation, you elevate each and every deep state operative and leftist to the status of being a Major League Baseball Player. This is commensurate with their thinking on how, by government action, you can change any reality about the human condition just by making an executive order, including gender, legal status and even the thoughts and intents of the human heart.
After this proclamation, by all means enter into trade talks with China immediately! Not about the exchange of goods and services. But of trading Bernie, AOC, Kamala and their cohorts, as well as the viewership of CNN and MSNBC for the freedom loving residence of Hong Kong, who adore our country and flag. Yes they do! Just as much as the previously mentioned group loves the communist's banner. I know we can find homes for these persecuted residents. If we start with Bernie's houses and yacht, well that should be five of six families there! Besides who wouldn't want to adopt a Tiger Mom's kid? Gladly would many American parents make this exchange to replace their 30 year old Social Justice Warrior living in the basement! And these kids are very intelligent! They may not get into Harvard, but when they get a job they will pay off their student loans. Our prospective new citizens are examples of the highest standard of behavior. Even protesting the clampdown by their communist rulers, they do not wear a mask! There is no need to be incognito when you are really standing up for freedom!
It would be a win-win! We can only expect Bernie, AOC, Kamala's and the rest of the Democratic presidential field to have unprecedented success as they participate in the People's Republic of China's electoral process! ANTIFA will fit right in with the police of the police state. Imagine Chris Cuomo on China's State Run TV! It would be a match made, er, in heaven?
Meanwhile we will receive millions of American flag waving people! They will actually appreciate and thrive in the Land of the Free instead of whine, kick, fuss and call everyone who is successful a dirty name! They will be of great assistance in Making America Great Again, instead of those on the left that want to make us the United Socialists of North America.
