I am 71 years old. Men's life expectancy is 76.
A woman's life expectancy is 81.
I figure if I transition now. he he he

My Gym closed down.
It just didn't work out. he he he

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Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent! he he he

Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn?
Because he had a great fall. he he he

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What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!. he he he

Some days a diamond. Some days a elderly stone.

Have a blessed day.