Keith Heinemann

23 w

The relationship between man and woman is pysco logical
one is psyco and the other is logical. he he he

My wife watching me sleep
Wife: "I just love him so much, he's my everything
Then I start snoring
Wife: "I can't live like this." he he he

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"Husbands and wives are irritating. But without them,
who would we blame for misplacing our socks?" he he he

An archeologist is the best husband a woman can have.
The older she gets, the more interested he is in her."
he he he

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I haven’t spoken to my mother-in-law for eighteen months…. I don’t like to interrupt her".
he he he

Some days a diamond. Some day a sleeping stone.

Have a blessed day.

36 w

I Told my wife I want to be creamated.
She booked an appointment for next Tuesday. he he he

I really don't mind getting older, but
my body is taking it badly. he he he

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Pencils make terrible optometrists.
They are always dotting eyes. he he he

Policemen came to my home and said
my dog was chasing people on bikes.
I answered "MY Dog doesn't own a bike."
he he he

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I put on rubber gloves the same time My docter did!.
Boy was he confused. he he he

Some days a diamond. Some days a burned stone.

Have a blessed day.

36 w

I am 71 years old. Men's life expectancy is 76.
A woman's life expectancy is 81.
I figure if I transition now. he he he

My Gym closed down.
It just didn't work out. he he he

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Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent! he he he

Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn?
Because he had a great fall. he he he

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What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!. he he he

Some days a diamond. Some days a elderly stone.

Have a blessed day.

37 w

In that day the Branch of the Lord will be beautiful and glorious, and the fruit of the land will be the pride and glory of the survivors in Israel.

Those who are left in Zion, who remain in Jerusalem, will be called holy, all who are recorded among the living in Jerusalem.

The Lord will wash away the filth of the women of Zion; he will cleanse the bloodstains from Jerusalem by a spirit of judgment and a spirit of fire.

Then the Lord will create over all of Mount Zion and over those who assemble there a cloud of smoke by day and a glow of flaming fire by night; over everything the glory will be a canopy.

It will be a shelter and shade from the heat of the day, and a refuge and hiding place from the storm and rain.

Isaiah 4:2-6

38 w

Biden and Harris have spent Trillons of dollars and
are printing mor every day, BUT they don't have enough
money to hire security for Trump sececurity.
They are going to hire more for IRS TO get your
money, but can hire more for Security.
he he he

Why'd the roofer go to the doctor? He had shingles.
Did you hear about the woman who couldn't stop collecting magazines? She had issues.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. Summer wasn’t too bad either.

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Kamala Harris can't stop collecting magazines?
She had issues.

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
Summer wasn’t too bad either.

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Fake News Reporters all have mental Hernias. he he he

Some days a diamond some days a spending stone.

Have a blessed day.