I Told my wife I want to be creamated.
She booked an appointment for next Tuesday. he he he

I really don't mind getting older, but
my body is taking it badly. he he he

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Pencils make terrible optometrists.
They are always dotting eyes. he he he

Policemen came to my home and said
my dog was chasing people on bikes.
I answered "MY Dog doesn't own a bike."
he he he

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I put on rubber gloves the same time My docter did!.
Boy was he confused. he he he

Some days a diamond. Some days a burned stone.

Have a blessed day.