If the only prayer you said in your whole life was, "thank you," that would suffice. - Meister Eckhart
Until you make peace with who you are, you'll never be content with what you have. - Doris Mortman
The neighbor of a four-year-old child was an elderly gentleman, who had recently lost his wife. Upon seeing the man cry, the little boy went into the old Gentleman's yard, climbed onto his lap, and just sat there. When his mother asked him what he had said to the neighbor, the little boy just said, 'Nothing, I just Helped him cry.'
One Sunday a cowboy went to church. When he entered, he saw that he and the preacher were the only ones present. The preacher asked the cowboy if he wanted him to go ahead and preach. The cowboy said, 'I'm not too smart, but if I went to feed my cattle and only one showed up, I'd feed him.' So the minister began his sermon. One hour passed, then two hours, then two-and-a-half hours. The preacher finally finished and came down to ask the cowboy how he liked the sermon. The cowboy answered slowly, 'Well, I'm not very smart, but if I went to feed my cattle and only one showed up, I sure wouldn't feed him all the hay.'
Young Priest Tries A New Religious ApproachShort Christian Jokes
Father Brian, an elderly Catholic priest, was speaking to Father Karl, a younger priest, saying, 'You had a good idea to replace the first four pews with plush bucket theater seats. It worked like a charm. The front of the church always fills first now.' Father Karl nods, and the old priest continues, 'And you told me adding a little more beat to the music would bring young people back to church, so I supported you when you brought in that rock 'n' roll gospel choir. Now our services are consistently packed to the rafters.' 'Thank you, Father Brian,' answers the young priest. 'I am pleased that you are open to the new ideas of youth.' 'All of these ideas have been well and good,' comments Father Brian wisely. But I'm afraid you've gone too far with the drive-thru confessional.' 'But, Father Brian,' protests the young Father Karl, 'My confessions have nearly doubled since I began that!' Short Christian Jokes'Indeed,' replies the elderly priest, 'And I appreciate that. But the flashing neon sign, "Toot 'n Tell or Go to Hell" cannot stay on the church roof.'
Five year old Millie was listening to her father reading a Bible story. He quoted from Genesis 19:26, 'The angel told Lot to take his wife and flee out of the city. But his wife looked back from behind him, and she became a pillar of salt.' Now, very concerned, Millie asked, 'But Daddy, what happened to the flea?'
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