I was at one of the local auto parts stores earlier today with my wife to get a new rear view mirror for her car.
This gentlemen in maybe in his late 50s to early 60s decides he wants to talk to me.
He had a mask on while he was talking to me from down the isle, so I put my hand up to my ear and pretended I couldn't hear him,
so he came a little closer and of course, I had him repeating it
and inching closer.
By this time, my wife knew I was going to mess with him and she took a few steps back.
Finally, after a few more times, he was right there next to me.
He pulled his mask down to repeat himself and just as soon as he let out the first word, I turned my head to cough.
Man, that bastard took off running.
He cussed up a storm all the way out the door and knock some stuff over on the way.
No, I could not help myself. It is how God made me.
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