Stop me if you have heard this one.
A jew, a muslim and an atheist all walk into a bar. Put together, they all are more Catholic than Joe Biden.
When I found out Biden won, I was going to go out and riot. Then I remembered I was a conservative, not a Democratic liberal.
I just heard a horrendous crash outside. Wait, it's the economy. My bad.
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