Subject: Keeping It InThe Family
TO KEEP IN MIND NOW AND IN NOVEMBER WHEN WE VOTE.
*YES, THE GOVERNOR OF MICHIGAN USED TO WORK FOR GEORGE SOROS.
*YES, CALIF GOV. GAVIN NEWSOM IS NANCY PELOSI'S NEPHEW.
YES, ADAM SHIFF'S SISTER IS MARRIED TO GEORGE SOROS’ SON.
* YES, JOHN KERRY'S DAUGHTER IS MARRIED TO A MULLAH'S SON IN IRAN.
* YES, HILLARY'S DAUGHTER CHELSEA IS MARRIED TO GEORGE SOROS' NEPHEW.
* YES, ABC NEWS EXECUTIVE PRODUCER IAN CAMERON IS MARRIED TO SUSAN RICE, OBAMA'S FORMER NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISER.
* YES, CBS PRESIDENT DAVID RHODES IS THE BROTHER OF BEN RHODES, OBAMA'S DEPUTY NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISER FOR STRATEGIC COMMUNICATIONS.
* YES, ABC NEWS CORRESPONDENT CLAIRE SHIPMAN IS MARRIED TO JAY CARNEY, FORMER OBAMA WHITE HOUSE PRESS SECRETARY.
* YES, ABC NEWS AND UNIVISION REPORTER MATTHEW JAFFE IS MARRIED TO KATIE HOGAN, OBAMA'S FORMER DEPUTY PRESS SECRETARY.
* YES, ABC PRESIDENT BEN SHERWOOD IS THE BROTHER OF ELIZABETH SHERWOOD, OBAMA'S FORMER SPECIAL ADVISER.
* YES, CNN PRESIDENT VIRGINIA MOSELEY IS MARRIED TO TOM NIDES, FORMER HILLARY CLINTON'S DEPUTY SECRETARY.
THIS IS WHAT YOU CALL A "STACKED DECK".
IF YOU HAD A HUNCH THE NEWS SYSTEM WAS SOMEWHAT RIGGED AND YOU COULDN'T PUT YOUR FINGER ON IT, THIS MIGHT HELP YOU SOLVE THE PUZZLE.
Two liberal vote harvesters were busily filling out fictitious mail-in ballots, but were unable to complete their daily quota because their handlers inadvertently provided them with more ballot forms than the names of people, which they could use to forge signatures.
In flash of inspiration they decided to make up the difference by going to the nearby cemetery; to garner a sufficient number of names from the tombstones.
One mossy, age-worn stone proved to be particularly problematic, and they had difficulty deciphering the name of the deceased. “Let’s just skip this one,” said one of the ladies.
“No,” replied the other, “he’s got just as much right to vote as anybody else in this graveyard.”
Richard L. Newell